Nothing pisses me off more than when all the little things go wrong.

First, the dog wakes me up at 7:30 cause she has to pee. So I try to let her out. The distance between the wooden door and the chair next to the door is not anywhere big enough for Magic's fat ass to fit. So what does she do? Try to stand in that spot while I open the door. So not only is she getting yelled at to back the fuck up you stupid dog, but she gets hit by the door. Which I feel she deserved.

Then, I wake up and all I want is a hot turkey sandwich. But of course, there's no bread.

Then, The View is interrupted by Obama's Nobel Peace Prize Acceptance Speech. Now, the View is filmed live. So you'd figure ABC would tell the set that they are being covered by the special announcement. Nope. So I missed the segment I wanted to see.

Then I decide I need to eat something. Having my sandwich fail, I went looking for food. Dragon Shrimp Lo Mein from SmartOnes. On the box, the water chestnuts are pictured whole, so I figured I could pick them out relatively easily. Put it in the microwave and realize that the water chestnuts are actually in tiny little pieces. So after I pick out the shrimp and some of the noodles that were void of chestnut pieces, I started eating. Lo and Behold, the Lo Mein noodles weren't cooked well enough, the sauce was just horrid, but the shrimp was delicious. So I ate a few baby shrimp.

So after the 4 baby shrimp, I'm still grumbly. So I go for a small beef stew can. It's in it's own microwaveable bowl. So I put it in the microwave and tell it not to explode. What does it do? Blow up all over the microwave.

Just a rampage of little bullshit that PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF. Today is not going to be ok. At all.